December 2010
November 2010
in retrospect posting that gif from ‘the ring’ was stupid bc now i see it everytime i go to my homepage and yeah no thanks. tomorrow is my last analytical chem lab everrrrr i’m really excited but i just read a shitload of creepypasta stories w teryn so sleep = probably not happening…BUT IT NEEDS TO!!!! i guess i’ll leave pimp my ride on bc it’s sooo bad which is...
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ashleeigh2:
Keeping It Classy: Hell explained by a chemistry... →
daretolaugh:
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is…
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It's Always Sunny... Resume
Principal: I’m a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?
Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn’t have a formal resume on me so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I’m hoping to bring to this position.
euphoriafrenzy:
“Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.”
Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
– Larry David (via scott-)
“Why do I give valuable time to people who don’t care if I live or die? Why do I...”
– ‘Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now’ // The Smiths (via katelizabeth)
shit i have on repeat
1. bad religion-stranger than fiction
2. david bowie-the rise and fall of ziggy stardust
3. oingo boingo-dead man’s party
4. the clash-london calling
5. smiths- meat is murder
6. the misfits-walk among us
7. depeche mode-violator
8. modest mouse-lonesome crowded west/m&a
9. flaming lips-soft bulletin
10. the beatles-srgt peppers
11. queen -a night at the opera
12. daft...
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rolling stone gives kanye's album a perfect 5-star... →
for reference, only the following other albums in the past decade have gotten the same rating:
2010; ALBUM: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy; ARTIST: Kanye West 2009; ALBUM: No Line On The Horizon; ARTIST: U2 2008; ALBUM: Thriller 25 Deluxe Edition; ARTIST: Michael Jackson 2007; ALBUM: Magic; ARTIST: Bruce Springsteen 2006; ALBUM: Modern Times; ARTIST: Bob Dylan 2005; ALBUM: Late Registration;...
